Paula keeps her pants on By Amy Reiter
She thought her publicist was talking to Penthouse about doing an article, OK? Plus: Christina and Britney, best friends 4ever! Sort of. (05/18/00)

Out, out, damned rumor By Amy Reiter
Whitney Houston sets the record straight in Out magazine; Ricky Martin chats with his Little Ricky. (05/17/00)

The purse of the Barrymores By Amy Reiter
Jaid Barrymore busted for gun possession and illegal postering. (05/16/00)

Queen Amilambada By Amy Reiter
"Dirty Dancing, the franchise." And, yes, fries do come with that shake. (05/15/00)

Just for the thrill of it By Amy Reiter
Halle Berry joins the Whitney "Scot-free" Houston club; James Haven happy for Angelina -- no, really. (05/12/00)

Stripper mauled By Amy Reiter
Paula Jones "that kind of girl" after all; but Mike Tyson, "upset" by stripper's advances, not that kind of boy. (05/11/00)

Skywalk this way By Amy Reiter
Anakin cast! 19-year-old Canadian Hayden Christensen snags Jedi role; and what's that pacifier doing in Elizabeth Hurley's mouth? Plus: Not a good week for stalkers. (05/10/00)

More knotty behavior By Amy Reiter
True lover's knot, Billy Bob and Angelina tie it; Windsor knot, Fergie and Andrew eye it; and definitely not, Kathie Lee's rodent debacle leaves her fit to be tied, not Pied. (05/09/00)

Dampened spirits By Amy Reiter
Sharon Stone's got a bone to pick with Cindy Crawford's baby; Bjšrk storms off Lars Von Trier's set. (05/04/00)

Perils of fame By Amy Reiter
Mariah Carey's family denies sister Alison's tell-all book about Mariah and spills all about Alison. Plus: Real-life Ed Masry slapped with a lawsuit; Hilary Swank won't bare all for Playboy; and Harry Potter keeps it in the family. (05/03/00)

'N Tact By Amy Reiter
Baby one more time: Teen pop stars don't put out. Plus! Playboy courts Swank; Jackson disses Singleton; Hewitt trashes Di. Oh my. (05/02/00)

Letting it all leak out By Amy Reiter
Betsey Johnson's left breast disappears under veil of secrecy, NP leaks the story. Plus: Real-life Erin Brockovich extorted by scumbag exes; and Amy Irving ponders significance of oyster predilection (05/01/00)

Tasteless in Jefferson County By Amy Reiter
Sarah McLachlan song used on Columbine video without her permission ... and she wants it off. Also: Another Pamela Anderson Lee sex video? Does she know you don't have to tape it? (04/28/00)

Conger line By Amy Reiter
Former TV bride to bare all for Playboy; James Woods on the similarities between cradle robbing and pet owning; and troubled water under the bridge? Art Garfunkel is sounding sort of conciliatory these days ... (04/27/00)

Rearview window By Amy Reiter
Katie Couric exposes innermost self, Matt Lauer learns more than he'd like; Gwyneth Paltrow pulls a Halle Berry; Matt Damon and Winona Ryder say bye-bye. (04/26/00)

One bad mutha By Amy Reiter
Who's the movie star that's nasty and abusive to all the crew? Samuel L. Jackson, damn right. Plus: Natalie Portman on trailer-park culture, Sofia Coppola on what's in a name and Hugh Hefner's girlfriend on "Baywatch Hawaii." (04/25/00)

Nothing compares 2 a big promotion By Amy Reiter
SinŽad kicked up the stairway to heaven. No wonder they're divorcing: Montel's wife claims they've been together for 60 lifetimes! Plus: Holy Madonna! Here comes Material Nipper No. 2! (04/20/00)

The making of Ziggy Jr. By Amy Reiter
Christie Brinkley helps Bowie breed! Stranger than fiction: I've got Oprah's phone number -- backwards! Plus: George Bush was, ahem, quite a Bonesman! (04/19/00)

Owe ho ho By Amy Reiter
Now play nice! Mariah Carey's sister sells all then tells all. Plus: Dog defiles Jagger's shoe; Easter Bunny slain. (04/18/00)

A good idea at the time By Amy Reiter
Oh, joy! Dixie Chicks' ode to O.J. pulled from playlists. Britney Spears covers "Satisfaction" ... trust her, she says; and everything you ever wanted to know about panda sex but were afraid to ask. (04/17/00)

They're no angels By Amy Reiter
Lucy Liu and Bill Murray engage in less-than-angelic on-set behavior; Tom Green and Drew Barrymore make a deposit; and Monica Lewinsky ... coming soon to a theater near you? (04/14/00)

Outback mistake house By Amy Reiter
Australian paper may face lawsuit for mistaking Natalie Imbruglia's rock star boyfriend for (gasp!) a girl. Plus: Christian Bale puts a sock on it; ABC to run Leo-on-Bill interview. (04/13/00)

The stars can't help it By Amy Reiter
Gina Gershon wants to pull your chain. Plus: Billy Bob Thornton's strange compulsions; Chicago alderman's way is not Hugh Hefner's; and Monica Lewinsky and Jenny Craig, still an item? (04/12/00)

Don't squish the chameleon By Amy Reiter
Boy George: Dropping disco balls make you feel like you got something real; Matthew McConaughey: Tips on gettin' nekkid with bongos. Plus: The mysterious case of the missing Puff Daddy. (04/11/00)

Come to daddy By Amy Reiter
Hello, Gonzálezes! Elián's dad and stepmom sure are cute! Plus: Sarah Ferguson calls the kettle fat; James Haven can't stop the madness; and Hugh Grant to grant you the pleasure of his presence in "Bridget Jones's Diary." (04/10/00)

Bedfellas By Amy Reiter
James Haven tut-tuts the tsk-tsking; the Royal Philharmonic Meat Loafs around; and Cage and Arquette, together again? Plus: Tom Jones takes a panty to the head. (04/07/00)

Chevy Chase's pretzel logic By Amy Reiter
Former SNL comedian gets rampaging ego disease! "Barbie Girl" singer gets breast implants, gets "the creeps when I'm compared with that doll"; Plus: Boo-hoo! Darva and Rick officially call it quits! (04/06/00)

Moneyman's gonna getcha By Amy Reiter
When your financial advisor is partying more than you are, you should start worrying. Plus: Kelly Preston gives Scientological birth to a girl named Bleu. Quel fromage. (04/05/00)

His highness gets down By Amy Reiter
At least he didn't do the funky chicken: Prince William's disco debacle. Plus: Will Woody, Mia and Soon-Yi kiss and make up? (04/04/00)

Take two of these and call me weird By Amy Reiter
Letterman pulls a Farrah; Clooney disses "ER"; and what's with Hurley's Hustler store spree? (04/03/00)

Celebrity free-fall-for-all By Amy Reiter
Swing from tall buildings, risk life and appendage ... some people will do anything for attention. Plus: This is Whitney Houston on something, for sure. (03/31/00)

Balk this way By Amy Reiter
Liv livid over faux daddy/daughter nipple story; Kate Moss parties like she's made of kidneys; and what's in a reversible name? Brandon Teena/Teena Brandon's mom thought Swank's thanks stank. (03/30/00)

Locked lips cost lives By Amy Reiter
Daddy defends Lopez from on-set clutches of McConaughey; Bullock remembers said clutches fondly. Plus: Britney beaned, Sheen cleaned. (03/29/00)

Brother's bleeper By Amy Reiter
Just how close are Angelina Jolie and her brother? NP readers want to know. Plus: Singaporean censors muzzle Ally and mouse house lifts mustache ban. (03/28/00)

Nothing Personal: Stealing thunder By Amy Reiter
How the "Tumbleweeds" cast broke like the wind. Plus: A faux Brad Pitt goes home to Springfield; and "Growing Pains" movie reunion will be Leo-less. (03/27/00)

Thirsty heart By Amy Reiter
For The Boss, it's gotta be Hellmann's ... and orange bubbly. Plus: More mammarial madness from photogenic Scientologists! And: David Duchovny takes umbrage. (03/24/00)

Hugs 'n' drugs By Amy Reiter
Mackenzie Phillips: "My father taught me how to shoot up"; Halle Berry: Why do bad drivers happen to good dogs? Plus: Mariah Carey says ninth-graders are hotter than she is! (03/22/00)

Another one cites the bust By Amy Reiter
"Love my breasts" disease strikes Zeta-Jones; Hef's a uniter, not a divider; and Beck on why he was bullied ... but in a fair way. (03/21/00)

Everybody loves Ted By Amy Reiter
The crowd goes wild for Ted Turner at the Radio and Television News Directors Foundation annual banquet and celebration of the First Amendment. The world is indeed full of wonders. Plus! Jennifer Love Hewitt's secret clerical obsession. (03/20/00)

A dress makes the heart grow Fonda By Amy Reiter
Julia feels for HRC; Jane falls for Vera Wang. Plus: Will she or won't she? 'Course she will! Darva Conger makes it last and last. And: Hoax on us! Esquire's fabricated "It" girl now actual "It" girl. (03/17/00)

Sally get out the hoses By Amy Reiter
Sally Jessy Raphaël producer busted in on-set after-hours porn scandal. And now this: Mark Fuhrman's opinions on TV; Britney Spears disgorges in print. (03/16/00)

Halle on wheels By Amy Reiter
What do savvy Hollywood insiders do when they see Halle Berry's car coming? Run. Plus: Sex and the senior gal Helen Gurley Brown's still milking it after all these years. (03/15/00)

Gobsmacked II By Amy Reiter
Rupert Everett muses on transubstantiation; Trevor-Rees Jones dabbles in exploitation; Julia Roberts half-naked before the nation. We're gobsmacked! (03/14/00)

Re-heat after me By Amy Reiter
Hollywood's favorite girl-gripe is back! Also: Dino De Laurentiis gets cranky about Clarice; Chrissie Hynde's gonna use her knife; and Paul MCartney shakes his bootie on the bar at Hogs and Heifers. (03/13/00)

Egomania! By Amy Reiter
Lucianne Goldberg's is monumental; Judge Jerry's is bigger than Judge Judy's; Rick Rockwell's is black-and-blue; but Muhammad Ali's is definitely the greatest of all time. (03/10/00)

Salman and the sea of offers By Amy Reiter
Rushdie goes to Hollywood; Fiona Apple's tantrum apology ... Mea culpa? Not mea culpa? Hard to say; and Jennifer Lopez finds creative new uses for male pattern baldness. (03/09/00)

Egg on his chest? By Amy Reiter
Online columnist death match! Walls and Drudge duke it out on Page Six; a post-apocalyptic Doors musical? Time to set the stage on fire. Plus: The Muppets return! (03/08/00)

Beach bummer blaze-a-thon By Amy Reiter
Thais still burning mad over DiCaprio's movie; Robert Downey Jr. has prison revelation: It's not a nice place! Bijou Phillips to Howard Stern: All rumors are true! Katie Couric's inside edition. Plus: Porn star Lolo "58F" Ferrari is called home. (03/07/00)

If these walls could address large crowds By Amy Reiter
Sharon Stone's just like a lesbian, except not a lesbian; Camryn Manheim's not one either. And Harrison Ford, while not a lesbian, is terrified of public speaking. Go figure. Plus! RenŽe Zellweger as Bridget Jones? V.v. annoying! (03/06/00)

What a fionasco By Amy Reiter
It's her concert and she'll cry if she wants to: Fiona Apple melts down. Plus: Yoko Ono goes ga-ga over baby Lennon. And: Howard Stern has decisions to make. (03/03/00)

Flowergate! By Amy Reiter
MSNBC pundit Norah O'Donnell plucks up! Plus: Porn stars do it for democracy. And: Jennifer Lopez's dress voted most popular. Butt refuses to comment. (03/02/00)

This Walls can talk By Amy Reiter
Walls vs. Drudge, dish diggers duke it out. Also, the pants off her back: There's nothing Jessica Simpson's mom wouldn't do for her daughter. Plus: Who's gonna talk about Cody? Kathie Lee to leave "Live." (03/01/00)

Almost true By Amy Reiter
Gershon, Wahlberg and Manheim act through their teeth; Hasselhoff in hasselhuff over character's exit. Plus: Like father, like pet. Rottweiler Anderson-Lee faces assault charges. (02/29/00)

Thanks, Metatron! By Amy Reiter
Carlos Santana gives credit where it's probably not due; stepchild from hell? Hey! That's Shaun Cassidy you're talking about, mister! Plus: Barry White holds a really long grudge. (02/28/00)

Get motivated! By Amy Reiter
If there's one thing multimillionaire groom Rick Rockwell needs now, it's a motivational speech. Plus! Al Franken whisked offstage by a guy in a pirate suit. Yargh matey! (02/28/00)

The odds couple By Amy Reiter
Who wants to bet on a royal marriage? British bookies find out. Plus: Darva Conger not ring monger; Margot Kidder's fun with mania; and coming soon to a store near you ... JFK with kung-fu grip! (02/24/00)

Between a Rick and a hard place By Amy Reiter
As Rick "I'm going to make you so happy" Rockwell rocks Fox's world, Jenny "I'm a little hottie!" McCarthy rocks Kirk Douglas' lap. (02/23/00)

Annette Bening: Once you start having on-screen sex, it isn't embarrassing anymore By Amy Reiter
The "American Beauty" star should share her on-screen sex tips with "The Sopranos'" Alicia Witt. (02/22/00)

Analyze this multimillionaire By Amy Reiter
A chat with the shrink to TV's recently married moneybags; gay guys want to bed Madonna, Everett says; RenŽe Zellweger tattoos her caboose with whose name? Plus: Aaron Spelling is mad as hell! (02/18/00)

Courtesy flush, please! By Amy Reiter
Extra! Extra! Put the seat down! Senate reporters forced to use coed loo; "American Pie" man Don McLean gets goopy over Madonna. Plus: The descent of man continues -- Carlos Santana announces his own clothing line. (02/17/00)

The passionate Ms. Paltrow By Amy Reiter
Gwyneth wants Juliette Binoche in the worst way; Pogue punkster says he'll sue SinŽad for dropping the dime on his jones; Munchkin huffers, get the hook. Plus: No! No! Say it ain't so! Kiss about to kiss off forevah! (02/16/00)

Bye-bye, Billy By Amy Reiter
Billy bails! Can Ally McDeal? Plus: Ben Affleck learns a lesson in self-respect; Rex Reed finds out what those dressing room signs are all about; and laaaaa-ady! Jerry Lewis wants you off that stage! (02/15/00)

In the Buffy By Amy Reiter
Has Sarah Michelle Gellar become a vamp naysayer? Would a flying rock by any other name smell like perfume? In a world full of uncertainty, one thing's for sure ... three hours of Roberto Benigni at the Oscars are three hours too many. (02/14/00)

Hell, 90210 By Amy Reiter
Aaron Spelling shares special moments with starlets; is Kevin Costner Catherine Zeta-Jonesing or just following her around? And Neve vs. Jamie Lee ... she who screams last? (02/11/00)

We won't get boobed again! By Amy Reiter
Let's See Action! Who fans boo Cindy Margolis; Gwyneth banishes statuette; and -- horrors! -- the man behind the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync forms another Frankenband! (02/10/00)

Little frankfurter lost By Amy Reiter
Leo sez: Don't believe everything you read ... even if it's true. Plus: It's a sad day under the big top; and Winslet won't play Bridget, v. bad! (02/09/00)

The parent claptrap By Amy Reiter
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be celebrity parents ... Jade Jagger, Sara Karloff and Prince William feel the pain. (02/08/00)

Coming clean By Amy Reiter
Is he or isn't he? Mr. Clean tells all; Randy on the set! Will & Grace & uncontrollable urges. And a helpful reminder from Liam: Oasis and the Beatles, different band. (02/07/00)

Reporters who love too much By Amy Reiter
Isn't he great? The press does John McCain; Spalding on balding, death and dyeing; and Naomi Campbell throttles assistant, blames occupational, uh, stress. Plus: Songs to binge and purge to. (02/04/00)

Man's breast friend By Amy Reiter
Hoochie coochie poochies? Kevin Eubanks says no doggie implants! Madonna, Winslet, Affleck on the urge to procreate; and ABBA turns down $1 billion. It's just money, money, money. (02/03/00)

Oops.com By Amy Reiter
Michaeldouglas.com would like to apologize for any inconvenience ... an admirer would like to apologize for his "groins." Plus: Jewel had another book inside her after all. Too bad it's not staying in. (02/02/00)

Power Suits, Inc. By Amy Reiter
Saul Obarzanek, tailor to the political stars, on Tipper, the nipper and presidential zippers. Plus: The body's got a mouth. (02/01/00)

Oo! Wah dat? Naked Philippine actress By Amy Reiter
"I was the fifth Teletubby"; Dean Cain's steely resolve; Posh Spice on spin/bladder control; and Monica opens her big mouth again! (01/31/00)

The frog prince of Bel-Air By Amy Reiter
Batgirl caught in amphibian love nest! Plus: I cc NY? Carl Swanson e-goofs, Toby Young attacks. And: Hillary is just so dateable.com! (01/28/00)

A few good young guns at the firm By Amy Reiter
A slap in the face and a sock in the pants: Tom Cruise gets his Calvins in a wad over "Magnolia" fluffed-or-stuffed controversy. Plus: Papa Leo? Virginie Ledoyen denies paternity rumors in the cutest French accent. (01/27/00)

Cry me Joan Rivers By Amy Reiter
Mariah Carey pins eating disorder on comedian's swipe; Marilyn Manson preserves foreskin for posterity; and "Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire?" Why, Miss Marla Maples, of course! (01/26/00)

Marianne Faithfull By Amy Reiter
Careless Talk costs Liz: Marianne Faithfull puts an end to vicious ancient rumors, starts new ones; Elizabeth Hurley makes a new friend at the Talk magazine Golden Globes party; and John Galliano triumphs with offensive chic! (01/25/00)

Celebs in the dating doldrums By Amy Reiter
Yikes! John Waters is coming back and he's bringing a gerbil with him; Peta Wilson chats about lesbian S&M; place your bets: Courtney Love vs. David Geffen. Plus: George Clooney to play Dr. Feelgood? (01/24/00)

George gorge By Amy Reiter
Stephanopoulos: Not a journalist but plays one on TV; Boy Pitchman? He'll tumble for ya. Plus: Hillary stands by her man. (01/21/00)

Marketnolia By Amy Reiter
Cruise talks dirty; Posh talks trash; Garth talks funny. Plus! Rambo vs. Terminator: May the best muscles win. (01/20/00)

Scandal sucking and rumor ducking By Amy Reiter
Author Jeffrey Toobin tells of a "rockin' ride," a "perverted doughboy" and the thing that Paula Jones "just won't do"; Twisted Sister doesn't wanna rock with John Rocker. Plus: Whitney Houston -- one toke over the luau? (01/19/00)

Sprout, sprout, let it all out By Amy Reiter
Winslet denies pernicious vegetable rumor; Kutcher accuses pants of indiscretion; and Ben Stein just wants to say, "Hey, thanks!" to the guys who mugged him. (01/14/00)

Babes in the Woods By Amy Reiter
This just in: James Woods likes sex! Also: Oliver Stone, Viagra fiend; Kristina Applegate, merry wench; and Ozzy's wife bails on Pumpkins, blames Corgan-itis. (01/13/00)

Catty Kitty and the Sheepish Veeps By Amy Reiter
Kitty Kelley confirms Goldberg/Johnson tryst; Al Gore on young girls: "I have no first-hand experience." Plus: Jennifer Aniston's mom tells all ... again.
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Ally McSqueal? By Amy Reiter
Nell and Cage: Crack team; Is she experienced? Bonnie Raitt spills all. Plus: The King and I: Carter and Presley, together again. (01/11/00)

Purple dino prose By Amy Reiter
Barney found under covers with topless Norwegian; Tripp's nips? Try lops. Plus: Alanis keeps dishing out the slop. (01/10/00)

Celebrity debriefing By Amy Reiter
Who wears the panties in the family? David Beckham and Tim Robbins bare all. Plus: Nice white guys finish last? Sensi-man takes beating, Backstreet boy gets no respect. And: Bill Gates, international man of tired movie catch phrases. (01/07/00)

Psychic hot tip: Mariah and Bill in Y2K By Amy Reiter
The spirits speak: More young stuff for the prez in 2000; eyes off my tush, says Michael Caine; Posh Spice's hubby likes to get into her knickers. Plus: Actress Patsy Kensit took who to bed? (01/06/00)

Madonna saves Gwyneth from evil drug doom! By Amy Reiter
Ms. Ray of Light preaches to the lithe one; the rigors of stardom: Annette Bening threatens to do herself in if she has to act again; lessons on lesbian kissing from Sarah Michelle Gellar. Plus: Scary Spice resorts to the Ph-word! (01/05/00)

Boobs of the century?
Ginger Spice: "I'll have bigger breasts than all of you"; Elizabeth Hurley disses Marilyn Monroe; is Kevin Spacey on the daddy track? Plus: Drudge claims the White House New Year's Eve party featured the horizontal hula! (01/04/00)

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